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Letters to a Local Concil
(Not Wigan!)


Genuine extracts of letters sent to a Lancashire council (Not Wigan)

The toilet seat is cracked, where do I stand?

I am writing on behalf of my sink which is running away from the wall.

I am still having trouble with smoke in my built in drawers.

I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

Can you please tell me when our repairs are going to be done as my wife is about to become an expectant mother?

The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.

Will you please send someone to mend our broken path?My wife tripped and fell on it and is now pregnant.

Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it?

Will you please send a man to look at my water? It is a funny colour and is not fit to drink.

I woke up this morning and found my water boiling.

This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broken and we cannot get BBC2.

I want to protest because my name is not on the Councils electrical register.


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